As Governor Palin and the Wasilla Assemblies of God Church will tell you, the End Times will soon be upon us. As noted in the video linked below, Governor Palin recognizes that Alaska will be a refuge for Christians in the End Times. This is why she tells us (and the Masters Commission graduates she's addressing) that the $30 billion natural gas pipeline she's promoting is God's Will.
Here's a longer version:
Getting that distribution of energy is key to what we at the Paliban call Operation Rapture.
What is Operation Rapture?
Governor Palin hasn't told us all the details, but we know that she and the Assemblies of God want to bring Americans up to Alaska when the Tribulation begins, rendering the continental US uninhabitable. Naturally, she realizes that a frozen wasteland with a short growing season and limited agricultural land will be very attractive to millions once the lower 48 are glowing with radiation, or perhaps overrun with flesh-eating locusts as described in Revelation.
It’s our understanding that the early phases of Operation Rapture will prepare shelter in Alaska for several million people – a challenge in itself, for a state with a population of 650,000!
When the Apocalypse is coming, Palin will doubtless mobilize the United States armed forces to evacuate the Chosen to Alaska. If possible, we expect she will also conduct post-apocalyptic rescue missions. Since we believe in a post-Tribulation Rapture (some believe in no Rapture at all -- a doctrinal issue we'll explore elsewhere), it will be necessary for Christians to stick together until the Lord takes us home!
Once the chosen arrive, President Palin will establish Christ’s Kingdom on Earth!
Will millions of Christians be able to live in Alaska?
Having the natural gas pipeline in place will provide for our energy needs, at least for a decade or so . . . more than long enough for Jesus to come and establish His new Kingdom!
Alaska’s 15 million arable acres (only 1 million currently farmed) are a drop in the bucket compared to the cropland in the United States . . . about 940 million acres, or a little more than 3 acres per person! This is why food in Alaska is currently so expensive . . . most is imported. Alaskans farm only about 1.2 acres per person.
Even with all 15 million acres farmed to capacity, the land could only support about 5 million Americans (without imports, in the post-apocalyptic world). That assumes we’re not dealing with radioactive fallout, a nuclear winter, or a post-asteroid-impact winter! Some inventive solutions will be necessary to ensure we all have food.
We’re pretty sure we’ve figured out what President Palin will do:
What will my life be like in Alaska?
First of all, there won't be as many people there as there are in the US. Millions of Americans (and billions worldwide) will be killed in the apocalypse; afterward, travel to Alaska may be impossible. Only those saved through Operation Rapture will make it.
When Operation Rapture goes into effect, I can only assume that President Palin will limit applications to Paliban members and other established Christians, likely from Assemblies of God and similar churches. After all, with limited resources, we can't let just ANYBODY in.
Smart Growth planning will have to prevail; people will live in dense cities, surrounded by farms. In order to conserve energy – it’s cold up there – and avoid any sort of fallout, those cities will probably be built underground! With UV lights, it’ll be possible to create an entire underground world just like in the movie, City of Ember.
If it’s safe, some of our food will be grown in the 15 million farmable acres. The rest will be grown in the underground cities, under UV lights.
Since the only people brought in will be Christians, and they will far outnumber any nonbelievers currently in Alaska, it will become a Christian nation. (Yes, Alaska will be independent once the US government collapses after the apocalypse, just as the AKIP strives for!) God’s Law will be established; no divorce, adultery, blended fabrics, polyculture, homosexuality, working on Sunday, or alternate religions will be tolerated. There will be little need for prisons, as the Biblical punishment for most transgressions is stoning.
All entertainment will be Christian in nature. All day, we will be able to watch Christian broadcasts, hear Christian music, and see Christian artworks. No more filthy Hollywood smut!
Doesn’t this sound wonderful? I for one look forward to the day when I can begin my new, mole-like existence in the vast underground warrens of frozen Alaska!
Won’t you join us?
Be sure to check out the Operation Rapture section of our online discussion forum, so you don’t miss the boat! (or plane, or train . . . whatever she decides to use to bring us home to Alaska!)
Our Prayer
Jesus,
Source of all Truth,
use us to purge America's depraved soul and return her to You!
