Commentary and Editorial

PETA’s Sexist, Pornographic “Breast Game”

Long known for bizarre ad campaigns, PETA has taken the unusual step of encouraging... 

AFA Poll: Why is it impossible to be gay and Christian?

Today, the American Family Association asks why it is impossible to be both gay... 

Ask Pastor Mike: The Cyberstalking Psycho

Today, I received this very disturbing email: Pastor Mike: I recently became... 

Huckabee Warns Against “Mushy Middle” Huckabee Warns Against “Mushy Middle”

It’s not a sermon on American obesity, although that certainly is a subject... 

Father’s Day Attack on Our Father!

Deranged atheist blogger “Sisyphus Fragment” (not his real name)... 

Friendly Atheist: Your Smiling Guide to Hell

Hemant Mehta, the Friendly Atheist, once sold his soul (literally) on eBay. ... 

Commentary:  NAACP Impoverishes Black South Carolinians Commentary: NAACP Impoverishes Black South Carolinians

This piece was written by Luther T. Washington of Colleton, South Carolina, and... 

Poll - What keeps atheists in line?

As we all know, morals come from God. That’s why we have the Bible. I... 

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Announcements

New Featured Video - Proof God is Real

In this week’s featured video, an unknown Man of God from the early 1980s... 

Christian Advice Columnist: Ask Pastor Mike

Pastor Mike Daniels has graciously agreed to respond to your questions, as you... 

New Featured Video: La Raza

Lou Dobbs interviews Janet Murguia, president of the National Council of La Raza.... 

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Paliban-Approved News

Lt. Governor Parnell: Surprised by Palin Resignation

Just in: Alaska Lieutenant Governor Sean Parnell expressed his surprise at Sarah... 

Poll: Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska Governor. Why, Lord? Why?

Breaking News! Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has decided to step down, effective... 

Oklahoma: Gays, Porn, Abortion Caused Recession

The very Godly Sally Kern, Oklahoma state Representative, has introduced a... 

Poll: Should Christians Celebrate Michael Jackson’s Death?

Michael Jackson, once known as the King of Pop — more recently as the Queen... 

Bridgeport, CT Church Exorcises Gay Demons

Manifested Glory Ministries, a Christian church in Bridgeport, Connecticut, is... 

Video: Perez Hilton Assaulted

Young Turks and Perez Hilton YouTubeIn what can only be viewed as Divine Retribution,... 

Study: Why Are Evangelical Kids Abandoning Jesus?

Ken Ham (founder of the Creation Museum) commissioned a study to find out why... 

BBC Visits Creation Museum, Learns Truth BBC Visits Creation Museum, Learns Truth

BBC reporter Peter Jackson paid a visit to Ken Ham’s Creation Museum and... 

Safeway Goes Gay!

Today, I received a notice from the American Family Association. Safeway wants... 

Obama in Court: Same-Sex Marriage Equal to Incest, Child Marriage

In a court brief filed in Federal court today, the Obama administration defended... 

David Letterman Suggests Palin Rape

Monday night, late-night talk show host David Letterman suggested that it would... 

Falun Gong: Cult Invading United States!

Fellow Christians, many of you are already aware that nearly ten years ago, the... 

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Humor

Huckabee Warns Against “Mushy Middle”

It’s not a sermon on American obesity, although that certainly is a subject leaders like Mr. Huckabee should be commenting on. No, Mike Huckabee is saying that the Republican Party needs to focus on conservative values, not “moderate” and be like the Democrats. In a June 10 interview with the Associated Press, Huckabee had some... [Read more]

Video: Perez Hilton Assaulted

Young Turks and Perez Hilton YouTubeIn what can only be viewed as Divine Retribution, God-mocking Sodomite Perez Hilton got DECKED by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas, a demonic live sex act. Fresh off his high from destroying the career of the Godly Carrie Prejean, Hilton thought it a good idea to start picking on adult performer “fergie”... [Read more]

Famous Atheist Abuses Animal

Famous atheist P.Z. Myers has confessed to abusing his housecat. Like most who reject God’s Love, he also finds it entertaining to mutiliate His Creation! Myers writes: We have two cats, and one of them, Merle, is a shaggy long-haired black beast. And I mean, really shaggy, and shedding constantly. Our first defense against burglary, I think,... [Read more]

“Ex-Masturbators” turning young people to Christ.

The problem that true Christians face in these troubled times is how to turn the minds of young people away from the sinfulness they are, sadly, drawn to and inundated with these days.  Everywhere a young person looks they’re all too likely to see their sexuality treated as an acceptable part of their personality, in direct contravention... [Read more]

Britons not biting Darwin’s bait

Good news from across the pond this week as a UK think tank, Theos, released its thoroughly independent findings that up to 50% of adult Britons do not believe in Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution. Though the survey results would seem to suggest that the citizens of the United Kingdom are welcoming the Lord Jesus Christ back into their... [Read more]

Garden of Eden Serpent Found

Creation scientists have discovered the 6,000-year-old remains of a gigantic snake, from which modern boas are descended. Is this the serpent from the Garden of Eden? The small, pale bone between those labeled “a” and “b” is from a modern boa, which is typically about 10 feet long. Creation scientists believe that the... [Read more]

Superblow: Pay-Perv-View Smut Vandalism Defaces Game

Comcast cable subscribers in Tucson, Arizona were horrified during the Super Bowl yesterday, when Real Live Pornography appeared upon their TV screens. Just as a replay of a dramatic touchdown by losing Arizona Cardinals wide receiver (ahem) Larry Fitgerald was set to occur, a 30-second segment of a film from “Shorteez”, a deviants-only... [Read more]

UK Liquidating Apostrophe Stock to USA

LONDON – On the streets of Birmingham, the queen’s English is now the queens English. Beginning April 1, 2009, by agreement with the National Council of English Preservation, all apostrophes will be sold to the U.S.A. for 4.5 million pounds. “We don’t need all those little marks, anyway,” said Prince Harry, explaining his... [Read more]

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