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Today, Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska. While many are speculating about her motives, a section of her announcement makes it crystal clear: She wants to make a difference by promoting mental handicaps, increasing the number of voters who will support her retarded platform! During her speech, Palin mentioned that her family was a major... [Read more]

It’s not a sermon on American obesity, although that certainly is a subject leaders like Mr. Huckabee should be commenting on. No, Mike Huckabee is saying that the Republican Party needs to focus on conservative values, not “moderate” and be like the Democrats. In a June 10 interview with the Associated Press, Huckabee had some... [Read more]

Young Turks and Perez Hilton YouTubeIn what can only be viewed as Divine Retribution, God-mocking Sodomite Perez Hilton got DECKED by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas, a demonic live sex act. Fresh off his high from destroying the career of the Godly Carrie Prejean, Hilton thought it a good idea to start picking on adult performer “fergie”... [Read more]

Famous atheist P.Z. Myers has confessed to abusing his housecat. Like most who reject God’s Love, he also finds it entertaining to mutiliate His Creation! Myers writes: We have two cats, and one of them, Merle, is a shaggy long-haired black beast. And I mean, really shaggy, and shedding constantly. Our first defense against burglary, I think,... [Read more]

The problem that true Christians face in these troubled times is how to turn the minds of young people away from the sinfulness they are, sadly, drawn to and inundated with these days.  Everywhere a young person looks they’re all too likely to see their sexuality treated as an acceptable part of their personality, in direct contravention... [Read more]

Good news from across the pond this week as a UK think tank, Theos, released its thoroughly independent findings that up to 50% of adult Britons do not believe in Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution. Though the survey results would seem to suggest that the citizens of the United Kingdom are welcoming the Lord Jesus Christ back into their lives,... [Read more]

Creation scientists have discovered the 6,000-year-old remains of a gigantic snake, from which modern boas are descended. Is this the serpent from the Garden of Eden? The small, pale bone between those labeled “a” and “b” is from a modern boa, which is typically about 10 feet long. Creation scientists believe that the supernatural... [Read more]

Comcast cable subscribers in Tucson, Arizona were horrified during the Super Bowl yesterday, when Real Live Pornography appeared upon their TV screens. Just as a replay of a dramatic touchdown by losing Arizona Cardinals wide receiver (ahem) Larry Fitgerald was set to occur, a 30-second segment of a film from “Shorteez”, a deviants-only... [Read more]